Previous winners of the Beat This Caption contest.
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| ISSUE 1 |
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| Winning caption: | Help... I think I blew out a vowel. |
| Submitted by: | Blackberry from Portland, OR |
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| ISSUE 2 |
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| Winning caption: | Call *my* bluff, you goose-raping cockmaster. |
| Submitted by: | Richard S. from Brookline, MA |
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| ISSUE 3 |
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| Winning caption: | Linie 1 all too quickly leads to Linies 2 through 4. |
| Submitted by: | Gary P. from West Lafayette, IN |
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| ISSUE 4 |
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| Winning caption: | I told you it was possible to go hogging at Essen. |
| Submitted by: | D-Bomb from Minneapolis, MN |
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